HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around

Different types of Hammers

A wide range of Hammers are available, varying in shape, size and weight – Not funny
The average household only really needs one type. – That’s true.
The modern hammer is hard to find but has been spotted at the ASSC performing to a standard that has now been expected
Claw Hammer - only when wound up
Ball Pein - What the fcuk
Cross and Straight Pein - Ditto
Cross Pein Pin Hammer - Ditto
Club Hammer – found occasionally at the Lizard LoungeSledge Hammer - I know a song about him
Joiner's Mallet - ?????Soft-faced Hammers – is that another version of 2 faced
Special Hammers – Now we’re talking
Power Hammers - Wooohooo

Advice for using hammers
Always use the right hammer for the job, it will make the job easier and avoid possible damage.
If a hammer tends to slip off nails, roughen the face of the head using a medium abrasive paper !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!